The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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