Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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