This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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