My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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