She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
its not stalking. its research.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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