I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Less talking, more tequila
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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