her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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