OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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