I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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