is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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