Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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