remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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