he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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