Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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