You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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