You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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