how can u be prego again
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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