Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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