When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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