Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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