I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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