Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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