STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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