My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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