Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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