Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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