Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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