You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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