Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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