Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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