the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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