Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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