ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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