I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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