There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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