Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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