i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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