I can feel you judging me through the phone.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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