if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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