my mouth tastes like poor choices
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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