she looked like the before picture.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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what are you doing with your life
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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