yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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