he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
