Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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