whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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