I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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