discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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