super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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