It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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