I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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