yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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