Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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