yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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