Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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