Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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