I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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